UF Needs To Hire Bruce Campbell
by The Grump on Dec.22, 2009, under Funny
So I haven’t been here that long and already I am fearing for my life. I guess yesterday somebody decided to reprogram several construction message boards around UF to warn citizens of the zombie attack taking place on campus.
According to this article by the Gainesville Sun, there was in fact no zombie attack. It is possible that this is just simply a government cover-up and I should be very, very scared. This isn’t the first time the University of Florida has had to deal with zombie plans. Earlier this semester the e-Learning Support Services department published several disaster planning scenarios including DR5, a plan for a zombie attack. This plan was quickly yanked off of the web after receiving national attention. Feel free to check out the plan here. Sadly despite all these zombie problems, UF still does not have a shotgun or chainsaw on their list of suggestions for incoming freshmen.
December 22nd, 2009 on 9:14 AM
So sad…universities never plan for disaster until it’s too late…and even when the threat is clear and people are trying desperately to warn them.
December 22nd, 2009 on 7:54 PM
Remember kids, aim for the head and stick together.