The Grumpy Room

Since it is the beginning of the new year and many people are hopefully still striving to fulfill some sort of resolution, I decided to comment on something that is probably not part of anyone’s resolutions. A while ago while watching CBS Sunday Morning I saw a place called Heart Attack Grill. This place is absolutely ridiculous, but in the most awesome way. They serve nothing but the best: massive burgers and buns GRILLED WITH LARD, lard-cooked fries, no diet drinks or light beers. Their largest burger, the Quadruple Bypass Burger, is over 8,000 calories. EIGHT-THOUSAND!? Sweet.

Another interesting thing about this place is that if you weigh 350 pounds or more you can eat for free. As much as you want. All the time. I wish this place wasn’t in Arizona though. Of course I need to pack on another 100 pounds before I am going to get the free stuff. You can see the original Bill Geist story below.

And if all this isn’t enough for you all I have two words…sexy nurses.